Guys: Some Manscaping,Please!

Im not talking about manicures and pedicures, but at least put in HALF the effort that women put into their appearances. Guys dont seem to truly understand the time we put into looking good ( not to mention PAIN). With all the tweezing and plucking we have to do, Im surprised we even have enough time to spend on anything else. We spend hours at the salon bleaching our hair, sweating in tanning salons, and several bumpy car rides nearly pulling out all of our eyelashes. And what do men do? Well, they most definately dont undergo the amount of pain for beauty that we do. They may argue that shaving their faces constitutes as a "beauty ritual", but I beg to differ. Our legs have far more surface area, so therefore, we win. We are expected to do these things on a regular basis, or we are "letting ourselves slip". Maybe the solution to this issue may not to get the guys to physically hurt themselves in order to look nice( I like guys, and I certainly dont wish pain upon them). The real solution may just be for them to just PRETEND like they notice the things that women spend so much time and money on like our clothes, hair, and makeup. After all, they are usually the reason we do it.